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CONFUSIN ENGLISH
1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
5. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
6. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean toMake terrible?
7. Why is it called building when it is already built?
8. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
9. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why doBars have parking lots?
10. If you take an Oriental person and spin him aroundSeveral times, does he become disoriented?
11. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarianseat?? Human ???
12 . If working hours are meant for working, then why are youreading this???
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There is a very very tall coconut tree,
and there are 4 animals:King Kong, Ape, Orang utan and Monkey who pass by.
They had a competition to see who is the fastest to get the banana.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
Try and answer within 30 seconds


Got your answer?


Scroll down to see the analysis


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If your answer is


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Orang utan = dull/stupid


Ape = foolish


Monkey = idiot


King Kong = stupid


Why ?????
Coconut tree, where got banana.........??

hahaha all ths abit lame ar, bt my cousin sen me 1 -.- haha ok updated ^^